I'm physics teacher and the sword I own in real life has turtle-themed fittings, and it's awesome.Īhahaha. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the tortoise standing on?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. To quote:Ī well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. The premise is that that in a lot of cultures, the world/universe is actually being carried on the back of a giant turtle or tortoise. Nobody knows exactly where the phrase comes from, but it's been around a long time. if I can't alchemize it into something useful then I am a -failure- as an sburb player. I have at least one cardboard tube around here and it's actually really fun to handle. Okay wait that is a preposterous amount of knivesĮDIT 2: THE EDITITING: Tubekind as a backup. Oh man, wait! I'd have to make something out of my gamecube, I mean hell those things are INDESTRUCTIBLE, I could alchemise my own INDESTRUCTIBLE KITCHEN KNIFE. And who knows? If I combine my various coke cans + computer (somehow upgraded) I could end up with Sodagorg, Slayer of Thirst. Thinking of what I have in my room, I could probably make something using my computer and the knife.knifetop? Knifetop. Probably would have surprising power, as I imagine Delia Smith to be the Batterwitch of TV Cooking. Imbued with Rage, and dangerous to allow basically anyone to touch because it probably has a mind of its own.ĭoing the same but with Delia Smith would make Delia's Death Dealer. Other knives could include Ramsteel Rapier: my knife + a picture of Gordon Ramsay. That'd probably cost a hell of a lot to make, I mean seriously it'd probably be something like "Chefscalibur", innocuous doubling to exactly the same knife except it's used for cutting vegetables. If I actually alchemised it, I'd probably combine it with my problem sleuth sepulchritude print. It's sharp as a sleuth's wits and keen as a seagull's eye. Got a great handle, and a heft to it that belies its power. I mean really, I have a stainless steel chef's knife in my kitchen, it's really sweet. Ultimate weapon? The Pumpkin Piercer, The Blade That Seeks Flesh, Breacher Of The Seven Hells. Homestuck Fan Resources (cosplay, rp and fanart)īladekind, specifically kitchen knife. ![]() The Unofficial Homestuck Collection, the best way to read Homestuck and associated works after the death of Flash The Unofficial Homestuck Collection, an offline download that's the best way to read Homestuck in a post-Flash world. Particularly low quality content should go in /r/althomestuck. See our community guidelines for details. Please keep spoilers out of the title when you post. New to all this? => New Reader's Guide to Homestuck The largest, most active community for Homestuck and the works of Andrew Hussie. ![]() Views: normal | no humor | discussion only | no spoilers
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